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Teacher: What happen on 1869?
Sardar: I don’t know.
Teacher: Stupid, its birthday of Gandhi G.
Now tell me what happen on 1873?
Sardar: Its 4th birthday of Gandhi G:-)
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

History Teacher : From where to
where did the mughals rule?
Student: Sir, I am not sure but
I think from page 15 to 26.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: I'll take from tomorrow, coz' today is finals.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Joke in one word - SARDAR
Joke in two words - Intelligent SARDAR
Joke in three words - SARDAR playing chess
Joke in four words - SARDAR wins the game.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Son to Sardar Ji: Papa i saved 5 rupees by not going by bus but running behind it!!
Sardar: O Stupid You should have saved 50 rupees by running behind a Taxi.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

A sardar as a Director.
You should jump into the swimming pool
from 100ft height.
Actor: I don’t know swimming.
Sardar: Oye don’t worry there is no water.
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early you were shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…,
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - This was horrible!
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all".
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....
~ Sardar SMS Text Message

FIA: Y criminals leave their fingerprintz after doing their work?
Sardar: Sir,I Think,they r illiterate, if they were literate,
they wud leave their signature 4 u..
~ Sardar SMS Text Message


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